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Sucka Free Sunday...

My homie Paul just started shredding at age 26. He is already bombing hills in San Francisco. And, he doesn't push mongo. Before he picked up an axe earlier this year, I don't believe that he had engaged in any physical activity for the past 10 to 12 years. Problem is, he LOVES SHWAA. And, he is the owner of two dogs that could easily pass for overgrown city rats. In fact, the rats in this city would probably smash both of his childr.. um, i mean dogs. Love ya, brah.

We got wild in the streets today....

here's some bullshit on this thing....



...this spot is beauty. Muggs would be all over this thing...

...here's some more bullshit, beez steez....



....evil deerman would shut this thing the fuck down, so would RYGAR...

...I opted to keep it open for others and decided to go with the gentleman's RUB...



...this thing is begging for a hippy jump. Gay Dad vs. T-Barks, lets do this...

...apparently today marked the independence of Yugoslavia, so we couldn't rip the manny stage. G'bless ya...


...I can't believe the horseshit that has gone down this fucking thing...

...guess who ollied it from the SECOND stair?....

...this is the view from the take-off. FS Flip: Fucked. BS Flip: Fucked. Tre Flip: Fucked. WTF. DBW. LOL. DYB? KIT...

...Riiiip it, riiip it haaaaad...

...even Vegan Ian got broke off trying to rub wall...

...140 proof sterilization...

..."so they're gonna say what they have to say, and then you're gonna say what you have to say, and then we're done." ...

...anybody tryin' to get rid of a fixed gear? Holler at your boy.

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Blew, Blue, Bleu your mind.

Everyone loves adult sodas. My personal favorite for the purpose of hydration while shredding, CL. CL now comes equipped with future technology that not only allows for a better tasting beverage, but also alerts the consumer as to the temperature of the golden liquid goodness within! Bravo, Pete C. Always taking it one step further, this revolutionary temperature gauge is fashionable as well! When the adult soda has reached optimum temp. of enjoyment, you will notice the beautiful depiction of the rocky mountains on the container will turn BLUE. BLEW. BLEU your mind right the fuck off. Yes indeed. This will come in handy for all of you who partake in SHWAA, as the process will unfold in front of your eyes, leaving you and your friends from Vista to say nothing more than "brah, this is some good shit". So, next time you and your homie Steve are headed out to shred Troll Canyon, or even Mutant Village, consider a 30 box of CL as your navigational device. We'll just call 'em TIMTOM. Plus, your fat homie that films and doesn't rip will be that much more psyched about following you over and over while you try that one switch heel line, pushing MONGO. Welcome to Adult Soda y'all. No Sticks. No Seeds. No Babies. Im Serious.